RHINELAND BASTARDS

“Rocked & Bottled”
Rhineland Bastards attack again with Rocked & Bottled. On the band’s sophomore release guitarist/noisemaker Brent Rickles and drummer Jason Whisman join forces with two new bastards, guitarist Tom Miles and bassist Nick Yates, in another psycho-sonic experiment. Recorded in a lost weekend at Chicago’s Engine Studio, the band adds some newfound structure to their trademark sound of improvised chaos. It’s audio-hallucinatory sonic violence: Fuzzed-out freak-outs, exploding starts, and crashing stops. Even when the band pauses its brutal assault to indulge in a moment of psychedelic exploration, it comes right back and hits you with a rock and bottle.

"No Safe Place"
Rhineland Bastards’ debut, No Safe Place, was originally intended to be a DVD, to give listeners an idea of the visual treats one would experience at their live show. But, those things ain’t cheap, so you’ll just have to imagine. Or see them live soon. There are songs about whores, weapons, and love. There are messages from the Secretary of Defense and the President himself. There is chaos and beauty from the Bastards. A lot of it was made up on the spot. Some of it wasn’t. And it was recorded live in a tire factory, so you can smell rubber if you really try.

Genealogy

Following the First World War, the Allies occupying the German Rhine River Valley sub-contracted various militia groups, primarily from North and West Africa, to do much of the actual occupying. This led to a great number of instances of African troops fathering children with the maidens of the valley. In a country already swirling in a sea of racial hatred, these children came to be known as the Rhineland Bastards. In most cases, the children were taken to hospitals and sterilized, but of course, many were exterminated as well.

In 2001, when Chicago’s Brent Rickles, along with Dan Strack (a fellow bandmate in I, Rowboat) and Jason Whisman, decided to name the band they were forming after this little known footnote of European history, it was perhaps more appropriate than they knew at the time. Sex, violence, and politics seem to be the essential ingredients in the Bastards’ music. You kind of have to dig for it, since most of it’s instrumental. Sure, occasionally there’s an incomprehensible, strangulated shout trying to dig its way from underneath the layers of fuzz. But you can feel it, squirming around in there. Sex, violence and politics, that is.

The band has built their reputation around ear-bleedingly-loud shows that feature multimedia galore, pulsing images on screens, porn, shit blowing up, and general sweatiness. It’s the kind of experimental heavy-ass pop that fans of Bardo Pond, Kinski, and High Rise might dig. Songs? Kind of. Beautiful epic guitar riffs and heavy metal drumbeats that just keep going and going as layers of feedback swirl and build until the walls start shaking? Straight up, my friend.

 

 


Releases:


PF003 - Rocked and Bottled [Buy it!]
01. Peelle
02. One if by Land
03. Big 3
04. Rocked [mp3]
05. Two if by Sea
06. Doxy
07. Soft Spoken Mumble [mp3]


PF002 - No Safe Place [Buy it!]
01. Moon You're Next [mp3]
02. For Fucks Sake [mp3]
03. The Polite Bullshit of Civil Conversation
04. Whore
05. Chad (It's My Fault)
06. Terror, Iraq, Weapons
07. Why I
08. A Little Above Too Low
09. Chicago Slang
10. Drifting Awake

Radio One Chicago - Live 2006
01. Radio One Chicago session [mp3]